Once, I woke up at a sleepover, and my friend looked at me and whispered in horror. “You talk in your sleep.”
So I blinked and stared at her, eyebrow raised, and asked, “Oh, really? What do I say?”
She replied, “You said ‘NO. DO NOT TOUCH THE BOMB. THERE ARE GAY PEOPLE HERE.’”
one time i was on a class trip to nyc and we had several roommates and one of them was asleep
well the rest of us we were talking about this really ceppy teacher named mr. haney and my friend, who was asleep, goes mr. haney is so ugh
then we thought she was awake so we went over there to annoy her so we started poking her and she was like “poke” everytime we poked her it was priceless
One time my friend sat up in her sleep and said:
"It’s MY PARTY and I’ll cry if I WANT TO!"
And then went back to sleep
One time, my mother and sister were sitting on the couch and my brother sleepwalks out of his room, and then stops in front of them and goes, “it’s the writing on the dead leaves.”. They were both kind of confused and one of them was like “wut”, and he repeats in a very angry tone “THE WRITING ON THE DEAD LEAVES” and then leaves.